Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?

'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.