Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.