Worst Jokes Ever
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.