Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.