Worst Jokes Ever

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:

"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."