Worst Jokes Ever
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Fortnite
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.