Worst Jokes Ever

Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

The white guy did it!

Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma bum crack!

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.

Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.