Worst Jokes Ever
My life, there, that was the joke.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I'm Gay.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.