Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
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"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Flat.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.