Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What the hell dam, hell dam?
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.