Worst Jokes Ever

Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

Hi, I’m gay.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

How do you poop?

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.

We never met again.