Worst Jokes Ever
Lettuce ketchup.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
NONCE
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
He's in a wheelchair.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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Batman vs Superman?