Worst Jokes Ever
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
The joke is this website.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
9/11.