Worst Jokes Ever
Trump's mom.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Mosely in a white van.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Bread is racist.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"