Worst Jokes Ever
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
Me, my brother, and my dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.