Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I got no joke.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"