Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My anus smells.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.