Worst Jokes Ever
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
1+1? Too hard.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.