Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.