Worst Jokes Ever
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.