I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Worst Jokes Ever
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
