Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.