Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.