Worst Jokes Ever
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Your mom gay.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Sans
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
I like this joke.
I fucc mi brother.