Worst Jokes Ever
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Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.