Worst Jokes Ever
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her đ
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youâve gone softer than your old manâs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youâre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.