Worst Jokes Ever
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Suck my ass, guys!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.