Worst Jokes Ever
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Hi UwU!
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Owo