Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
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Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Female Rights?