Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Cheese.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.