Worst Jokes Ever
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Dodo.
Hello.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.