Worst Jokes Ever
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Your mom.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?