Worst Jokes Ever
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Have you heard of deez nuts?
You and Jason in your bed.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
When you breathe.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
"Mitchnite burger."
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️