Worst Jokes Ever
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Why did the zebra cross the road?
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.