Worst Jokes Ever
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
No no no no no no!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
Yeoooo.
Your own life, hah!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.