Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
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Helen Keller def faked it.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.