Worst Jokes Ever
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
This is a bad day for me.
How long are you? I
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
People generalize others too much.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.