Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Know (DYM 24).
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!