Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
My balls.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.