Worst Jokes Ever

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

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