Worst Jokes Ever
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I’m a paki nonse.
Me die.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.