What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Worst Jokes Ever
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
