Worst Jokes Ever
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.