Worst Jokes Ever
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.