Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
1+1? Too hard.