Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.