Worst Jokes Ever
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.