Worst Jokes Ever
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
The thing my mom birthed.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆