Worst Jokes Ever
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.