Worst Jokes Ever

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

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I am gay.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

Why are grapes never alone?

Because they hang out in a bunch!

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Yurrrrrrr?

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Your (DYM 9).

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

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What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.