Worst Jokes Ever

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

FNF: Beep bop.

Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Emo people totally suck!

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

Best joke ever.

Ooo.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!