Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
You pecan do it!
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Funni.
This joke here is the worst.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"