Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
Wiener.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You are the gayest.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.