Worst Jokes Ever

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

I for the class?

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

S, ss, slalom. A.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

No one has my back like my dad.