Worst Jokes Ever
Nononono.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
When you still there?
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Mike Oxlong.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Your (DYM 6).
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.