Worst Jokes Ever
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that youâre fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that youâre pretty, but you ainât. Youâre just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Dez nuts!
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.