Worst Jokes Ever
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Dez nuts!
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Best joke ever.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.