Worst Jokes Ever
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded thoughđź’€.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Queen
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Ohio.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.