Worst Jokes Ever
Why the "hell" is this here?
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Doin (DYM 58)?
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
was (DYM 62).
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Your (DYM 64).
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Be papered.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.