Worst Jokes Ever
Best joke ever.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded thoughđ.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Whatâs the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan canât write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan canât play soccer because he doesnât know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Whatâs red and goes 90 miles an hour?