Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.