Worst Jokes Ever

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

Chinmey?

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

This is how I got [redacted]

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.