Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.