Worst Jokes Ever
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Me die.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.