Worst Jokes Ever
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
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There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.