Worst Jokes Ever
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!