Worst Jokes Ever
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
How do you make an idiot say how?
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."