Worst Jokes Ever
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
This joke here is the worst.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.