Worst Jokes Ever
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.