Worst Jokes Ever
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
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I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Fuk Nip shat!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
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