Worst Jokes Ever
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Daryll
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.