Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
You pecan do it!
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Hello Steve!
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.