Worst Jokes Ever
Corn flake.
Rice Middle School
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
I'm life.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Me and my life.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.