Worst Jokes Ever
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!