Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.