Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Evan, mom hot?
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I'm dead inside.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Corn flake.