Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ryurhg.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Magitat?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
asdf.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!