Worst Jokes Ever
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!