Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Being pro-life.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!