Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
My Butterfingers slipped.
This is a joke in itself.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
No no no no no no!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
BAD!!!!!!