Worst Jokes Ever
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
bill tran
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.