Worst Jokes Ever
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.