Worst Jokes Ever

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

You add words = bullshit.

What do you call hot cups?

Sunglasses.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

What do you call a pig in the mud?

A Ky hot brown.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

Which flies cannot be seen?

Time flies.

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.