Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'