Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
When you fail art school.
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