Worst Jokes Ever
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
A treatment joke.
#babagang
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.