Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
A treatment joke.
#babagang
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!