Worst Jokes Ever

Which month is the bus? December.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

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This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

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