Worst Jokes Ever
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
There are "nun" good jokes.