Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Yoav
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.