Worst Jokes Ever
Wears pink.
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. š¤
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.