Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What has a dog?
People.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
I hate airplanes!
Jokes are rather funny.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Yo mama so nice she...
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.