Worst Jokes Ever
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Maggot.