Worst Jokes Ever

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

What do you call a cow that sleeps?

A bulldozer! 🐄💤

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

You add words = bullshit.

What do you call hot cups?

Sunglasses.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Where are crackheads from?

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