Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.