Worst Jokes Ever

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?

Microchips.

Fat Lever.

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

What do dogs drink? Pupsi.

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Who is better than Alabama?

CLEMSON TIGERS!

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!