Worst Jokes Ever
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
My acquaintance, William.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.