Worst Jokes Ever
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.