Worst Jokes Ever
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
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What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!