Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I killed my cat.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Wears pink.
My mate Noha.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.