Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?

Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.