Worst Jokes Ever
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.