Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Maggot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I'm all panic and no disco.