Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.