Worst Jokes Ever
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A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Gvido gubis.