Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Dams are dam strange.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.