Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Try not to <3.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"