Worst Jokes Ever
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why canโt an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Who needs parents to be great?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Whatโs the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.