Worst Jokes Ever
Gvido gubis.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
None of these jokes really took off.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.