Worst Jokes Ever
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
You are emo.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.