Worst Jokes Ever
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.