Worst Jokes Ever
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!