Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

Mommy?

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

Why do candles like birthdays?

Because they can get lit!

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Stop it why offends... asf.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What’s an emo called Anna?

How long was the owl trick or treating?

Owl night long!