Worst Jokes Ever

Why do elephants never get rich?

Because they work for peanuts!

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

What kind of number hates nuts?

17.

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

Dams are dam strange.

How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?

Stab it 23 times!

The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.

You're mum.

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

I am an Indian joke.

What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?

What’s another name for cumming in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

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