Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Oliver
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!