Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.