Worst Jokes Ever

I am the joke.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

What is the plural of goose? Geese.

What is the plural of foot? Feet.

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

"It never gets old."

"Just like a sick kid!"

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?

Chopped Junior!

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?

The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

"I'm wiped!"

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!