Worst Jokes Ever

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.

1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

Why is time important? To not be late.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.

A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

'Cause she always dropped them.

When you realize the person reading this is a clown.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.