Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Hi, I'm Hi.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.