Worst Jokes Ever
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Good night.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."