Worst Jokes Ever
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.