Worst Jokes Ever
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Electricity.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Hi! I love my dog.