Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
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The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.